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RE: God's Ass
August 5, 2015 at 3:34 pm
(August 5, 2015 at 1:03 pm)RobbyPants Wrote:
(August 5, 2015 at 9:38 am)Nope Wrote: So, god's front is too glorious for mortals to view but  god's ass is okay for mortal sight....
There is a very silly part of me that is trying very hard to not make fart jokes right now.

Note that God was present when he made Adam. So, to keep Adam from dying when he first came to life, he couldn't have shown his face to him, yet he "breathed" into his nose while not facing him. Make all the fart jokes you want. :p

\Genesis 2:7 Wrote:7 then the Lord God formed man of dust from the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living being.

They hadn't sinned at that time. You all sure lack the ability to reason, how did you get through school.

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God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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God's Ass - by Nope - August 5, 2015 at 9:38 am
God's Ass - by TubbyTubby - August 5, 2015 at 9:42 am
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 3:29 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 5, 2015 at 3:35 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 3:46 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 5, 2015 at 3:51 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Ravenshire - August 8, 2015 at 7:44 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 9, 2015 at 6:51 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Ravenshire - August 9, 2015 at 7:07 pm
RE: God's Ass - by TheRealJoeFish - August 5, 2015 at 9:43 am
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 5, 2015 at 10:01 am
RE: God's Ass - by Exian - August 5, 2015 at 10:40 am
RE: God's Ass - by vorlon13 - August 5, 2015 at 10:11 am
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 5, 2015 at 11:24 am
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 3:32 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 5, 2015 at 3:34 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 3:44 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Thumpalumpacus - August 12, 2015 at 2:32 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 12, 2015 at 2:33 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 5, 2015 at 3:38 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 5, 2015 at 3:41 pm
RE: God's Ass - by brewer - August 5, 2015 at 12:24 pm
RE: God's Ass - by RobbyPants - August 5, 2015 at 1:03 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 3:34 pm
RE: God's Ass - by RobbyPants - August 6, 2015 at 8:26 am
RE: God's Ass - by AFTT47 - August 5, 2015 at 1:07 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 5, 2015 at 1:29 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Minimalist - August 5, 2015 at 5:15 pm
RE: God's Ass - by brewer - August 6, 2015 at 8:12 am
RE: God's Ass - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 5, 2015 at 1:15 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 3:39 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 5, 2015 at 4:05 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 5, 2015 at 3:45 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 3:48 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 5, 2015 at 4:04 pm
RE: God's Ass - by TubbyTubby - August 5, 2015 at 4:46 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 5, 2015 at 5:25 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Lemonvariable72 - August 5, 2015 at 5:30 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 5, 2015 at 5:34 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 5, 2015 at 6:00 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 8, 2015 at 5:42 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 3:40 am
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 8, 2015 at 5:47 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Jenny A - August 8, 2015 at 6:41 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 9, 2015 at 6:50 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Jenny A - August 9, 2015 at 10:00 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 10, 2015 at 5:10 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Jenny A - August 10, 2015 at 5:42 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 11, 2015 at 6:32 am
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 11, 2015 at 6:45 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Ravenshire - August 10, 2015 at 10:05 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 11, 2015 at 5:32 am
RE: God's Ass - by Ravenshire - August 11, 2015 at 9:32 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 8, 2015 at 10:30 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 9, 2015 at 7:10 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 9, 2015 at 7:15 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 10, 2015 at 7:51 am
RE: God's Ass - by Godschild - August 10, 2015 at 5:17 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 10, 2015 at 5:29 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 9, 2015 at 12:30 am
RE: God's Ass - by Brakeman - August 8, 2015 at 8:46 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Brakeman - August 9, 2015 at 9:42 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 10, 2015 at 5:06 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 5, 2015 at 5:18 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 5, 2015 at 5:54 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Dystopia - August 5, 2015 at 5:59 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 5, 2015 at 6:00 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Dystopia - August 5, 2015 at 6:02 pm
RE: God's Ass - by ignoramus - August 6, 2015 at 8:01 am
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 6, 2015 at 8:55 am
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 6, 2015 at 9:20 am
RE: God's Ass - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 3:43 am
RE: God's Ass - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 9:02 pm
RE: God's Ass - by robvalue - August 7, 2015 at 3:42 am
RE: God's Ass - by vorlon13 - August 7, 2015 at 9:08 am
RE: God's Ass - by ignoramus - August 7, 2015 at 9:19 am
RE: God's Ass - by JuliaL - August 7, 2015 at 10:51 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 10:56 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 8, 2015 at 5:49 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Ravenshire - August 8, 2015 at 7:51 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 8, 2015 at 6:13 pm
RE: God's Ass - by ignoramus - August 8, 2015 at 8:40 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Spooky - August 9, 2015 at 3:49 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Longhorn - August 9, 2015 at 4:09 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Spooky - August 9, 2015 at 4:16 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Jenny A - August 9, 2015 at 4:08 pm
RE: God's Ass - by abaris - August 9, 2015 at 4:30 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Jenny A - August 9, 2015 at 4:34 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Ravenshire - August 9, 2015 at 6:39 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Brakeman - August 10, 2015 at 9:53 pm
RE: God's Ass - by TubbyTubby - August 11, 2015 at 6:00 am
RE: God's Ass - by Nope - August 11, 2015 at 10:33 am
RE: God's Ass - by Brakeman - August 11, 2015 at 6:43 am
RE: God's Ass - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 11, 2015 at 6:37 pm
RE: God's Ass - by Jenny A - August 11, 2015 at 9:55 pm
RE: God's Ass - by robvalue - August 11, 2015 at 6:57 am

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