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God's Ass
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God's Ass
This is actually found in the bible. I promise, I am not making this up

Starting in Exodus 33:18

Moses asks to see god's glory. I suppose that means the physical form of his deity. God explain to Moses that humans will die if they see god.



Quote:21 Then the Lord said, “There is a place near me where you may stand on a rock. 22 When my glory passes by, I will put you in a cleft in the rock and cover you with my hand until I have passed by. 23 Then I will remove my hand and you will see my back; but my face must not be seen.”

So, god's front is too glorious for mortals to view but god's ass is okay for mortal sight. It sounds like bible god might be a relative of Vorlon's god.

I understand that some people want to believe in Jesus but why insist that their faith makes sense when there are verses like these in the bible?

There is a very silly part of me that is trying very hard to not make fart jokes right now.
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God's Ass
If there's a 'place near' god, that sort of makes rubbish of omnipresence you would have thought? I'm sure GC will explain.......yawn.....
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RE: God's Ass
All gods are merely aspects of the great and powerful Anusius
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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Yes, I know this passage - and Michelangelo knew it too - possibly.

[Image: 660px-Michelangelo_Sistine_Chapel_-_Crea...il_God.jpg]

There's also some passage where god nutkicks some dude in a wrestling match.
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Mine eyes have seen the glory of the Lawd, Jesus !!!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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(August 5, 2015 at 10:01 am)abaris Wrote: Yes, I know this passage - and Michelangelo knew it too - possibly.

[Image: 660px-Michelangelo_Sistine_Chapel_-_Crea...il_God.jpg]

There's also some passage where god nutkicks some dude in a wrestling match.

There's only one true Glory Hole.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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This whole 'you can't see my mug' things kinda fails when you consider god talked to Moses face to face -_-

Exodus 33:11
Quote:The LORD would speak to Moses face to face, as one speaks to a friend. Then Moses would return to the camp, but his young aide Joshua son of Nun did not leave the tent.

Again. Get your shit together xtians -_-
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There is not enough speculation about roids, ass zits, leakage or prolapse. I'm out!
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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(August 5, 2015 at 9:38 am)Nope Wrote: So, god's front is too glorious for mortals to view but  god's ass is okay for mortal sight....
There is a very silly part of me that is trying very hard to not make fart jokes right now.

Note that God was present when he made Adam. So, to keep Adam from dying when he first came to life, he couldn't have shown his face to him, yet he "breathed" into his nose while not facing him. Make all the fart jokes you want. :p

'Genesis 2:7 Wrote:7 then the Lord God formed man of dust from the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living being.
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God having an ass at all implies he consumes food for sustenance - unless it's just for decoration.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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