(August 6, 2015 at 11:36 am)Minimalist Wrote:(August 6, 2015 at 11:33 am)Lucanus Wrote: Mine's a phage: a virus that infects bacteria. Those things were instrumental in the birth of molecular biology. Plus, they're just adorable. My girlfriend once told me they look like guys with HUGE DICKS
Say what?
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You literally can't argue with that. If you do try, though, you'll be punished by the Lord's wrath... That is to say, a raging boner
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
