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Revealed : The stone that translated the book of mormon.
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RE: Revealed : The stone that translated the book of mormon.
(August 5, 2015 at 11:02 am)abaris Wrote: At about the same time Jean-François Champollion deciphered the Stone of Rosetta. There's no contest who's winning the game of stones.

When you play the game of stones you win or you lay the foundations to a mildly popular cult that makes you live comfortably for the rest of your life and lets you get all the ladies

Wait a second...
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Revealed : The stone that translated the book of mormon. - by Lucanus - August 6, 2015 at 11:56 am

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