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Explain your username
RE: Explain your username
I come from the relatively unknown Italian region of Basilicata, that was known as Lucania during the Roman period. Our demonym is still "Lucani", though, because "Basilicatesi" sounds like shit.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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Explain your username - by Longhorn - April 25, 2015 at 12:00 pm
RE: Explain your username - by Alex K - April 25, 2015 at 12:03 pm
RE: Explain your username - by Longhorn - April 25, 2015 at 12:04 pm
RE: Explain your username - by Exian - April 25, 2015 at 4:19 pm
RE: Explain your username - by Pyrrho - April 25, 2015 at 4:24 pm
RE: Explain your username - by Alex K - April 25, 2015 at 5:20 pm
RE: Explain your username - by Silver - April 25, 2015 at 12:04 pm
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RE: Explain your username - by Longhorn - April 25, 2015 at 12:44 pm
RE: Explain your username - by Alex K - April 25, 2015 at 2:09 pm
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RE: Explain your username - by Exian - April 25, 2015 at 1:25 pm
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RE: Explain your username - by Alex K - April 25, 2015 at 3:19 pm
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RE: Explain your username - by Jenny A - April 25, 2015 at 4:06 pm
RE: Explain your username - by Pyrrho - April 25, 2015 at 4:19 pm
RE: Explain your username - by Jenny A - April 25, 2015 at 4:21 pm
RE: Explain your username - by Pyrrho - April 25, 2015 at 4:27 pm
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RE: Explain your username - by Marsellus Wallace - April 25, 2015 at 4:31 pm
RE: Explain your username - by Losty - May 31, 2015 at 10:53 pm
RE: Explain your username - by rexbeccarox - April 25, 2015 at 4:44 pm
RE: Explain your username - by Marsellus Wallace - April 25, 2015 at 4:46 pm
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RE: Explain your username - by Marsellus Wallace - April 25, 2015 at 4:56 pm
RE: Explain your username - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 25, 2015 at 4:58 pm
RE: Explain your username - by Exian - April 25, 2015 at 5:00 pm
RE: Explain your username - by SteelCurtain - April 25, 2015 at 5:01 pm
RE: Explain your username - by Brakeman - April 25, 2015 at 5:19 pm
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RE: Explain your username - by SteelCurtain - April 25, 2015 at 9:16 pm
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RE: Explain your username - by Marsellus Wallace - April 26, 2015 at 12:51 pm
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RE: Explain your username - by Longhorn - May 22, 2015 at 1:18 pm
RE: Explain your username - by Ben Davis - May 22, 2015 at 9:43 am
RE: Explain your username - by Faith No More - May 22, 2015 at 10:12 am
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RE: Explain your username - by Faith No More - May 22, 2015 at 4:45 pm
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RE: Explain your username - by Exian - May 24, 2015 at 1:22 pm
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Explain your username - by KUSA - May 31, 2015 at 8:31 pm
RE: Explain your username - by c172 - June 1, 2015 at 7:52 am
RE: Explain your username - by Ben Davis - July 7, 2015 at 8:48 am
RE: Explain your username - by SteelCurtain - May 31, 2015 at 8:43 pm
Explain your username - by KUSA - May 31, 2015 at 8:50 pm
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RE: Explain your username - by Exian - May 31, 2015 at 10:44 pm
Explain your username - by KUSA - June 1, 2015 at 9:10 am
RE: Explain your username - by c172 - June 1, 2015 at 9:21 am
RE: Explain your username - by thesummerqueen - June 1, 2015 at 11:28 am
Explain your username - by KUSA - June 1, 2015 at 12:57 pm
RE: Explain your username - by Napoléon - July 7, 2015 at 4:11 am
Explain your username - by tonechaser77 - July 2, 2015 at 6:27 pm
RE: Explain your username - by Exian - July 2, 2015 at 8:20 pm
RE: Explain your username - by AFTT47 - July 2, 2015 at 10:05 pm
RE: Explain your username - by The Valkyrie - July 2, 2015 at 10:16 pm
RE: Explain your username - by Rev. Rye - July 2, 2015 at 8:01 pm
RE: Explain your username - by The Valkyrie - July 2, 2015 at 8:03 pm
Explain your username - by tonechaser77 - July 2, 2015 at 8:38 pm
RE: Explain your username - by Exian - July 2, 2015 at 9:21 pm
RE: Explain your username - by ignoramus - July 2, 2015 at 9:25 pm
Explain your username - by tonechaser77 - July 2, 2015 at 10:18 pm
RE: Explain your username - by Longhorn - July 7, 2015 at 4:13 am
RE: Explain your username - by Napoléon - July 7, 2015 at 4:16 am
RE: Explain your username - by ignoramus - July 7, 2015 at 4:23 am
RE: Explain your username - by Longhorn - July 7, 2015 at 4:24 am
RE: Explain your username - by ignoramus - July 7, 2015 at 4:27 am
RE: Explain your username - by Longhorn - July 7, 2015 at 4:28 am
RE: Explain your username - by Napoléon - July 7, 2015 at 4:32 am
RE: Explain your username - by ignoramus - July 7, 2015 at 5:24 am
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RE: Explain your username - by ignoramus - July 7, 2015 at 5:22 am
RE: Explain your username - by Cyberman - July 7, 2015 at 10:24 am
RE: Explain your username - by robvalue - July 7, 2015 at 5:06 am
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RE: Explain your username - by JuliaL - July 17, 2015 at 10:21 pm
RE: Explain your username - by SteelCurtain - July 10, 2015 at 11:03 am
RE: Explain your username - by Napoléon - July 10, 2015 at 11:07 am
RE: Explain your username - by Longhorn - July 10, 2015 at 4:26 pm
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RE: Explain your username - by The Grand Nudger - July 17, 2015 at 9:56 pm
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RE: Explain your username - by Longhorn - July 22, 2015 at 3:26 pm
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RE: Explain your username - by KevinM1 - July 22, 2015 at 4:20 pm
RE: Explain your username - by BrokenQuill92 - July 22, 2015 at 4:28 pm
RE: Explain your username - by KevinM1 - July 22, 2015 at 4:29 pm
RE: Explain your username - by BrokenQuill92 - July 22, 2015 at 4:29 pm
RE: Explain your username - by BrokenQuill92 - July 22, 2015 at 4:30 pm
RE: Explain your username - by vixene - August 9, 2015 at 7:50 am
RE: Explain your username - by Lucanus - August 9, 2015 at 10:19 am
RE: Explain your username - by The Valkyrie - August 9, 2015 at 10:31 pm
RE: Explain your username - by Ben Davis - August 17, 2015 at 11:08 am
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RE: Explain your username - by JuliaL - August 9, 2015 at 10:33 pm
RE: Explain your username - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 10, 2015 at 6:08 pm
Explain your username - by 80sChild - August 17, 2015 at 6:46 am
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