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A Real Christian's(TM) guide to interpreting scripture!
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RE: A Real Christian's(TM) guide to interpreting scripture!
(August 9, 2015 at 6:53 am)Dystopia Wrote: Is this supposed to be satire or something?

Come on, man. I love it when the target is unaware of the satire, but when its someone who should be in the know... that just hurts.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: A Real Christian's(TM) guide to interpreting scripture! - by Exian - August 9, 2015 at 3:28 pm

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