Texas Judge orders wedding?

[brewer]

Now that there is what I call me some mighty fine Texass judgementalizing. YeeHaw! Now ya don't ferget son, to satisfy my probastation, here in the great state of Texass we need hard (hehe) evdence of the consummation. A whitness won't dooo. An audio tape won't dooo, no sir. I need me some verifiable eyeball evdense. So don't ferget to pack that vidio camera. If ya want, don't be afeered of branden her neither.