A family member dropped off a plastic grocery bag full of candy at my house. I will admit to being more than a little excited. I open it up and find 4 bags of so-called candy.
spearmint slices (just like orange slices, but toothpaste-flavored)
red and white peppermints
green and white peppermints
butterscotch
I don't mean to look a gift horse in the mouth, but seriously, what the hell? This candy will remain in my house forever, unless I pass it on to someone I don't like. Or some very sweet elderly folks. I'm wondering what sort of so-called treats are likely to remain in other's homes, untouched for all of eternity? Or until an apocalyptic event of some kind?
spearmint slices (just like orange slices, but toothpaste-flavored)
red and white peppermints
green and white peppermints
butterscotch
I don't mean to look a gift horse in the mouth, but seriously, what the hell? This candy will remain in my house forever, unless I pass it on to someone I don't like. Or some very sweet elderly folks. I'm wondering what sort of so-called treats are likely to remain in other's homes, untouched for all of eternity? Or until an apocalyptic event of some kind?
