Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer

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Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer

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RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer

August 20, 2015 at 11:04 pm

I prayed for some chocolate ice-cream. I got vanilla.
F*** you, god!

"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw

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Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Rhondazvous - August 20, 2015 at 8:19 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Jenny A - August 20, 2015 at 8:26 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by The Valkyrie - August 20, 2015 at 8:36 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by ErGingerbreadMandude - August 20, 2015 at 8:45 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Thumpalumpacus - August 20, 2015 at 8:52 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by vorlon13 - August 20, 2015 at 10:50 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Homeless Nutter - August 20, 2015 at 11:04 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by The Valkyrie - August 20, 2015 at 11:10 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Rhondazvous - August 21, 2015 at 9:22 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by robvalue - August 21, 2015 at 1:56 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by ErGingerbreadMandude - August 21, 2015 at 5:11 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Napoléon - August 21, 2015 at 5:12 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by ignoramus - August 21, 2015 at 5:21 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Napoléon - August 21, 2015 at 5:28 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Rhondazvous - August 21, 2015 at 9:37 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Longhorn - August 21, 2015 at 5:14 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 21, 2015 at 5:36 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Cyberman - August 21, 2015 at 7:34 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by abaris - August 21, 2015 at 9:58 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Nay_Sayer - August 21, 2015 at 10:24 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Godschild - August 21, 2015 at 10:31 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Longhorn - August 21, 2015 at 10:34 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Rhondazvous - August 21, 2015 at 11:36 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by abaris - August 21, 2015 at 11:37 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Rhondazvous - August 21, 2015 at 12:44 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by FifthElement - August 21, 2015 at 2:52 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Rhondazvous - August 21, 2015 at 5:51 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by abaris - August 21, 2015 at 10:34 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Cyberman - August 21, 2015 at 11:13 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Napoléon - August 21, 2015 at 12:23 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Rhondazvous - August 21, 2015 at 12:53 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Thumpalumpacus - August 21, 2015 at 9:04 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Homeless Nutter - August 21, 2015 at 9:09 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Paraselene - August 21, 2015 at 9:10 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Athene - August 21, 2015 at 11:49 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Nay_Sayer - August 23, 2015 at 4:09 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by abaris - August 23, 2015 at 4:12 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Godschild - August 23, 2015 at 5:04 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Nay_Sayer - August 23, 2015 at 11:53 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by ErGingerbreadMandude - August 21, 2015 at 11:32 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Kingpin - August 21, 2015 at 11:34 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Iroscato - August 21, 2015 at 12:40 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Spooky - August 21, 2015 at 12:45 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Spooky - August 21, 2015 at 12:53 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by drfuzzy - August 21, 2015 at 12:53 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Rhondazvous - August 21, 2015 at 1:15 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 21, 2015 at 5:46 pm

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RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Athene - August 21, 2015 at 8:27 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Godschild - August 22, 2015 at 1:50 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Rhondazvous - August 22, 2015 at 11:39 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Athene - August 22, 2015 at 5:34 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Godschild - August 23, 2015 at 5:10 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by abaris - August 23, 2015 at 5:21 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Athene - August 23, 2015 at 8:50 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by The Valkyrie - August 23, 2015 at 9:31 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Rhondazvous - August 24, 2015 at 4:04 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Paraselene - August 21, 2015 at 8:28 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Thumpalumpacus - August 21, 2015 at 9:05 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by MTL - August 22, 2015 at 12:23 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 22, 2015 at 2:29 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by MTL - August 22, 2015 at 9:16 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 22, 2015 at 4:38 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Anomalocaris - August 22, 2015 at 10:26 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Rhondazvous - August 22, 2015 at 11:53 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Thumpalumpacus - August 22, 2015 at 2:58 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 22, 2015 at 5:41 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Rhondazvous - August 22, 2015 at 6:32 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by brewer - August 22, 2015 at 8:18 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by ErGingerbreadMandude - August 23, 2015 at 12:19 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by robvalue - August 23, 2015 at 2:27 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Drich - August 23, 2015 at 11:18 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Rhondazvous - August 23, 2015 at 4:35 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Drich - August 24, 2015 at 8:53 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by KevinM1 - August 24, 2015 at 1:51 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Drich - August 24, 2015 at 8:55 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Paraselene - August 24, 2015 at 4:10 pm

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Drich - August 25, 2015 at 8:32 am

RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Nay_Sayer - October 31, 2015 at 1:17 pm

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