First post of mine in a thread

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No wai! That black garb ninjas wear is EXTREMELY flammable! And Pirates sweat like no other. If the chimps just had a bunch of stick, that's one thing... but these sticks are on fire!

The average ninja wouldn't even get touched by the average pirate or average group of chimps with flaming sticks. Ninjas are far too ninja-like to get out-manoeuvred by chimps or pirates. Unless it's less than a ninja we're talking about or super-pirates or super-chimps we're talking about.

Okay.... a ninja is like Batman. A chimp with a flaming stick is like the Joker. There are several Jokers. Batman... is fucked.

Sure, a single chimp might be 'outmaneuvered' by a single ninja. I don't know how many FPS you've played... but do you know how hard it is to outmaneuver a larger force? The ninja would have to be a super ninja just to take two chimps with flaming sticks.

Pirates don't have to dress up in animal clothing and scale "unscalable" walls to take their enemies by surprise... all they need is a little bit of fog. Put in an even fight, a ninja wouldn't even know what to do... but pirates are accustomed to fighting without the advantage of surprise. They'd swab the deck with ninjas.

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So.... you'll work on it and get back to me?

Fraid not. I haven't got access to the inner workings of the forum either, nor do I want it, the fear of causing some sort of catastrophe is too much

This is an Adrian only request...

Awww... you were supposed to say something along the lines of "It shall be done, my queen"

Well hopefully Adrian will like the idea and do it... I could really use that feature