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Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer

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RE: Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer

August 21, 2015 at 12:23 pm

(August 21, 2015 at 10:31 am)Godschild Wrote: The sad thing here is you all prayed selfishly, I want, I want, I want. You should of learned to pray.

GC

I didn't pray to not be good looking for my sake. But for everyone else's. Every time I enter the room women fall over each other to come and chat me up. I just wanted it to stop. That's the epitome of selflessness if you ask me.

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Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer - by Rhondazvous - August 20, 2015 at 8:19 pm

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