Share Your Untestimony: Prayers that God didn't Answer

[Athene]

If your prayer is answered, that means god truly answers prayers..........Yay!
If your prayer is answered 20 years later, that means god still answers prayers-  not on your timing, but his because he still had work to do in you...Yay!
If your prayer is not answered, then god has a good reason or it's not his will. He has another plan for you.....Yay!
If your prayer is not answered AND something really horrible as a result, then god is testing you.......Yay!

Every possible scenario and outcome ends up being a net positive, when you engage in magical thinking. How fucking convenient.

Good grief, GC. 
There's no one up there.

 I see you have a great fear of my questions, that's to bad was hoping to have good conversations with you, I see that want happen because of you great hatred for God and His people, what a waste of your life, in the end death will answer your foolish thoughts. I know for a fact God exists and what is this up there, God id were ever one needs to find Him.

GC

Are you having yet another bitch fit, because someone was mean about your most bestest, made-up fwiend ever?  Quit acting like a toddler. Rest assured that I do not hate your god. I feel nothing for your god, GC.
He isn't real.

I also have no fear of your stupid questions. I find it somewhat amusing that a grown man who's unable to
cope in life without comfort and guidance from an invisible friend, is accusing me of being fearful. That's projection like a motherfucker, isn't it? Have you ever considered the possibility that your questions simply aren't interesting or thought provoking? Do you not get that your grammar is fucking abysmal  and that your posts are barely coherent?

I'm a baddie, you're a goodie... blah, blah fucking blah. Whatever. 
I get it GC, you believe in god. Good for you. If you draw me a nice picture of your friend, I'll be sure to put it on my refrigerator.