RE: Where did the universe come from? Atheistic origin science has no answer.
August 26, 2015 at 9:34 pm
(August 26, 2015 at 8:14 pm)dyresand Wrote: I say the SFM dun did it by swinging his noodly appendage around like a helicopter but it hit his ceiling fan and there was a gas leak and the ceiling fan sparked causing a big bang.
I prefer the family guy theory. God was arm wrestling his roommate Chubb's and when he lost he had to fart into a lighter
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
