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How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?

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How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
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RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
August 29, 2015 at 11:26 am
I just had a brand new prophecy. This Monday, August 31, the Universe will cease to exist and will be replaced in the same instant by an exact copy, right down to the last quark. If everything looks exactly the same on Tuesday as it would have done ordinarily, you will know that I was right.

Seed offerings of no less than one hundred of your native currency should go to my PayPal account.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come? - by Cyberman - August 29, 2015 at 11:26 am

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