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Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
(September 1, 2015 at 4:50 pm)Divinity Wrote: If people are given religious exemptions to laws, I'm starting a new fucking religion.  

My Religious Beliefs:

And Divinity said: Love of Money is the root of all evil.  Thou Shalt not spread evil, so thou shalt not pay for anything.  Everything is free.  If people try to stop you from "stealing" remind them that it isn't stealing, you're simply protecting them from evil, and if they try to stop you it's getting in the way of thy religious liberty.

And Divinity said: It's a fucking shame that so many drugs are illegal.  You may not be put in jail for doing drugs because I'm instituting a religious exemption there.  Fuck anybody who thinks otherwise.

And Divinity Said: Thou shalt not be fired for being gay.  Thy employer will pay for thy birth control.  Not doing so is violating thy religious liberty.  Even if they don't follow Divinitism.

And Divinity Said:  I'll come up with more fucking rules later.  If you ever have a problem with the law, just contact me, thy Divine Divinity, and I shall make a religious exemption for you to protect you from stupid fuckers.

I agreed with everything you said.

Except you didn't use the word fuck nearly enough.
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses - by MTL - September 1, 2015 at 6:17 pm

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