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Trouble waking up
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RE: Trouble waking up
September 8, 2015 at 9:34 pm
(September 8, 2015 at 9:30 pm)Exian Wrote:
(September 8, 2015 at 7:59 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Why don't you hire a light-sleeping hot blond to listen for the alarm clock and then grab your schlong?  I bet that would wake you.

I used to have one of those until she caught on.
Until she caught on to what? .................to your schlong? .............to what grabbing to your schlong lead to?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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Trouble waking up

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Trouble waking up - by Exian - September 7, 2015 at 11:43 pm
RE: Trouble waking up - by vorlon13 - September 7, 2015 at 11:47 pm
RE: Trouble waking up - by Exian - September 7, 2015 at 11:51 pm
RE: Trouble waking up - by Minimalist - September 7, 2015 at 11:51 pm
RE: Trouble waking up - by Thumpalumpacus - September 7, 2015 at 11:53 pm
RE: Trouble waking up - by Jackalope - September 7, 2015 at 11:59 pm
RE: Trouble waking up - by Losty - September 8, 2015 at 12:06 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by SteelCurtain - September 8, 2015 at 12:10 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by Losty - September 8, 2015 at 12:15 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by Exian - September 8, 2015 at 12:32 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by Athene - September 8, 2015 at 12:16 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by Losty - September 8, 2015 at 12:20 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by Exian - September 8, 2015 at 12:39 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by Athene - September 8, 2015 at 12:47 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by Exian - September 8, 2015 at 1:49 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by Athene - September 8, 2015 at 2:47 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by Jackalope - September 8, 2015 at 10:38 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by SteelCurtain - September 8, 2015 at 12:20 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by Jackalope - September 8, 2015 at 12:37 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by Exian - September 8, 2015 at 12:43 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by Losty - September 8, 2015 at 12:34 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by Exian - September 8, 2015 at 12:44 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by Jackalope - September 8, 2015 at 12:48 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by Athene - September 8, 2015 at 1:00 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by ignoramus - September 8, 2015 at 3:14 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by robvalue - September 8, 2015 at 4:02 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by ignoramus - September 8, 2015 at 4:21 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by thehedglin - September 8, 2015 at 8:51 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by Exian - September 8, 2015 at 8:58 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by thehedglin - September 8, 2015 at 9:07 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by Alex K - September 8, 2015 at 9:55 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by Longhorn - September 8, 2015 at 10:06 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by Exian - September 8, 2015 at 10:14 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by brewer - September 8, 2015 at 10:46 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by Grandizer - September 8, 2015 at 10:47 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by SteelCurtain - September 8, 2015 at 11:08 am
RE: Trouble waking up - by AFTT47 - September 8, 2015 at 12:24 pm
RE: Trouble waking up - by Angrboda - September 8, 2015 at 12:41 pm
RE: Trouble waking up - by Exian - September 8, 2015 at 5:06 pm
RE: Trouble waking up - by bennyboy - September 8, 2015 at 6:19 pm
RE: Trouble waking up - by Angrboda - September 8, 2015 at 7:51 pm
RE: Trouble waking up - by Minimalist - September 8, 2015 at 7:59 pm
RE: Trouble waking up - by Exian - September 8, 2015 at 9:30 pm
RE: Trouble waking up - by brewer - September 8, 2015 at 9:34 pm
RE: Trouble waking up - by Minimalist - September 8, 2015 at 10:35 pm
RE: Trouble waking up - by Jackalope - September 8, 2015 at 11:43 pm
RE: Trouble waking up - by brewer - September 8, 2015 at 10:19 pm

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