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Trouble waking up
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RE: Trouble waking up
September 8, 2015 at 7:51 pm
Exercise, good nutrition, and good sleep hygiene make a difference. If you can wake feeling rested, it will probably be easier to wake on time.
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RE: Trouble waking up
September 8, 2015 at 7:59 pm
Why don't you hire a light-sleeping hot blond to listen for the alarm clock and then grab your schlong?  I bet that would wake you.
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RE: Trouble waking up
September 8, 2015 at 9:30 pm
(September 8, 2015 at 7:59 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Why don't you hire a light-sleeping hot blond to listen for the alarm clock and then grab your schlong?  I bet that would wake you.

I used to have one of those until she caught on.
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RE: Trouble waking up
September 8, 2015 at 9:34 pm
(September 8, 2015 at 9:30 pm)Exian Wrote:
(September 8, 2015 at 7:59 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Why don't you hire a light-sleeping hot blond to listen for the alarm clock and then grab your schlong?  I bet that would wake you.

I used to have one of those until she caught on.
Until she caught on to what? .................to your schlong? .............to what grabbing to your schlong lead to?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Trouble waking up
September 8, 2015 at 10:19 pm
Check this out.

http://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/health/...ss-082714/
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Trouble waking up
September 8, 2015 at 10:35 pm
(September 8, 2015 at 9:30 pm)Exian Wrote:
(September 8, 2015 at 7:59 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Why don't you hire a light-sleeping hot blond to listen for the alarm clock and then grab your schlong?  I bet that would wake you.

I used to have one of those until she caught on.

I think I see your real problem.  In medical terms its called lackanookie.
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RE: Trouble waking up
September 8, 2015 at 11:43 pm
(September 8, 2015 at 10:35 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(September 8, 2015 at 9:30 pm)Exian Wrote: I used to have one of those until she caught on.

I think I see your real problem.  In medical terms its called lackanookie.

Ah, yes, that rare Polynesian affliction.
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