I do miss the 'we're about to get pardoned' feel of the 'peace be with you' bit after communion.
After confirmation, at about the age of 16, I got slapped twice during mass. The distracting lady in the pew in front of me had a bit of a problem with her dress. I simply gave a gentile tug in order to remove her dress from her ass-crack. This resulted in the first slap.
Having learned my lesson I proceeded to tuck her dress back in the crack of her ass. This earned me the more forceful second slap in the face.
After confirmation, at about the age of 16, I got slapped twice during mass. The distracting lady in the pew in front of me had a bit of a problem with her dress. I simply gave a gentile tug in order to remove her dress from her ass-crack. This resulted in the first slap.
Having learned my lesson I proceeded to tuck her dress back in the crack of her ass. This earned me the more forceful second slap in the face.