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The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
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The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
As an Atheist we know in our hearts we are screwed. We have no morals or moral compass, we believe in nothing, we have no hope or purpose, we only want to excuse our sins, we are communist, satanist, nihilists,fascists, we cannot love, we have no reason for getting up in the mornings, we are lonely and depressed, we love perversion, debauchery and depravity and we are so, so lost.

But is there a good side?

Well I still like talking to people, even if i disagree with them.

Sex with my wife is still very hot.

Learning new stuff is still cool.

Being wrong can be awesome.

I love dogs but cats are way cooler.

What have you soulless motherluvas got?
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RE: The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
(July 4, 2017 at 6:18 pm)JackRussel Wrote: Sex with my wife is still very hot.
[Citation needed]
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
Sleeping in on Sundays?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
(July 4, 2017 at 6:41 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Sleeping in on Sundays?

WHAT, on BBQ baby day!!!!! Heathen.

No wonder religious people think we are lazy.

(July 4, 2017 at 6:35 pm)Succubus Wrote:
(July 4, 2017 at 6:18 pm)JackRussel Wrote: Sex with my wife is still very hot.
[Citation needed]

Well i'm with the Monkeys:

'I'm a Believer'
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RE: The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
hairy homo sex
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
Knowing that after a man-made apocalyptic event, we'll be more likely to survive because we won't waste time trying to find any meaning in it.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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RE: The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
No dues.
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RE: The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
It's really fun taking Christian mens on explorations of their sexuality and seeing where it goes . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
Having a monopoly on brilliant public speakers.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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RE: The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
In a sea of christian fish, it's good to be the shark.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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