(September 16, 2015 at 2:47 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:(September 16, 2015 at 2:06 pm)Randy Carson Wrote:
Joseph of Arimathea stole the body and ate it so that he could gain eternal life and Jesus said people would if they ate his flesh and drank his blood. That's why Joe wanted to get his mitts on the corpse and bury it. Old Joe pulled the switch when he got the corpse and wrapped it. He kept the actual corpse and made a show of putting it in the tomb and sealing it with the large stone. After that he chowed down on the corpse. He ended up with a bad case of diarrhea and Creutzfeldt Jacobs disease from eating the brain.
Remember, the clue is in where old Joe lived, Arimathea, which was over a day's ride from Jerusalem. So it's highly unlikely that Joe would have had a tomb in Jerusalem because it would have been too far to take his corpse there when he croaked.
Jesus of Nazareth was from Nazareth originally, but he made his home in Capernaum.
Joseph of Arimathea was from Arimathea originally, but he made his home in Jerusalem.