How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!

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How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!

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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!

September 21, 2015 at 2:17 pm (This post was last modified: September 21, 2015 at 2:19 pm by Cyberman.)

(September 20, 2015 at 9:31 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(September 20, 2015 at 8:46 pm)MTL Wrote: Oh god. Please tell me that isn't a joke. Please.

Here's a link to body part metaphors used in the Bible. Scroll down to feet.

http://www.houseofdavid.ca/body_metaphor...hebrew.htm

Middle English used the word "yard" as a euphemism for penis, as in this ribald exchange from Love's Labour's Lost:

Quote:Princess of France: Speak, brave Hector: we are much delighted.

Don Adriano de Armado: I do adore thy sweet grace's slipper.

Boyet [Aside to DUMAIN]: Loves her by the foot,—

Dumain [Aside to BOYET]: He may not by the yard.

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Whateverist - September 20, 2015 at 9:00 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by TheThinkingCatholic - September 20, 2015 at 9:16 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Reforged - September 20, 2015 at 9:18 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Randy Carson - September 20, 2015 at 9:37 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by abaris - September 20, 2015 at 9:59 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Jenny A - September 21, 2015 at 3:42 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Whateverist - September 20, 2015 at 8:18 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by vorlon13 - September 20, 2015 at 10:21 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Aoi Magi - September 20, 2015 at 10:28 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by robvalue - September 20, 2015 at 10:30 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by KevinM1 - September 20, 2015 at 10:33 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by MTL - September 20, 2015 at 8:44 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Minimalist - September 20, 2015 at 11:06 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by vorlon13 - September 20, 2015 at 1:12 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Wyrd of Gawd - September 20, 2015 at 7:35 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by The Grand Nudger - September 20, 2015 at 11:12 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Minimalist - September 20, 2015 at 7:39 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Wyrd of Gawd - September 20, 2015 at 7:53 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by MTL - September 20, 2015 at 8:46 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Wyrd of Gawd - September 20, 2015 at 9:31 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by MTL - September 20, 2015 at 9:40 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Cyberman - September 21, 2015 at 2:17 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Wyrd of Gawd - September 20, 2015 at 7:46 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Minimalist - September 20, 2015 at 7:58 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Mermaid - September 20, 2015 at 8:01 pm

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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by brewer - September 20, 2015 at 8:40 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by ignoramus - September 20, 2015 at 11:31 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Minimalist - September 21, 2015 at 3:47 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Catholic_Lady - September 21, 2015 at 3:49 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Whateverist - September 21, 2015 at 3:54 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Catholic_Lady - September 21, 2015 at 4:08 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Wyrd of Gawd - September 21, 2015 at 3:59 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Catholic_Lady - September 21, 2015 at 4:08 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Minimalist - September 21, 2015 at 3:59 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Clueless Morgan - September 21, 2015 at 4:10 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Whateverist - September 21, 2015 at 4:13 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Clueless Morgan - September 21, 2015 at 7:31 pm

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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Shining_Finger - September 21, 2015 at 7:33 pm

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