How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
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| Maximize pleasures. | 4 | 19.05% | |
| Repent and pray. | 2 | 9.52% | |
| Business as usual. | 11 | 52.38% | |
| Disparage polls and their makers. | 4 | 19.05% | |
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How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
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September 20, 2015 at 8:40 pm
I'm not telling cause I don't want any competition. It will be tough enough to get in and out on day one. But those last available days will be some kinda fun!
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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September 20, 2015 at 8:44 pm
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September 20, 2015 at 8:46 pm
(September 20, 2015 at 7:53 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:(September 20, 2015 at 7:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Yeah...that's a good point, Wyrd. What's with all the foot-fetishism among these religious bullshit artists?I was making a joke. The Bible sometimes uses the word "feet" for a man's genitalia. So washing feet means giving a BJ. Oh god. Please tell me that isn't a joke. Please.  RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 9:31 pm
(September 20, 2015 at 8:46 pm)MTL Wrote:(September 20, 2015 at 7:53 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: I was making a joke. The Bible sometimes uses the word "feet" for a man's genitalia. So washing feet means giving a BJ. Here's a link to body part metaphors used in the Bible. Scroll down to feet. http://www.houseofdavid.ca/body_metaphor...hebrew.htm RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 9:40 pm
(September 20, 2015 at 9:31 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:(September 20, 2015 at 8:46 pm)MTL Wrote: Oh god. Please tell me that isn't a joke. Please. THANK YOU!!! 
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September 20, 2015 at 11:31 pm
Working hard at work till Thursday so I can have Friday off. Again! Just in case jesus roll calls my name? I wanna be ready for the prick with my cricket bat.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 21, 2015 at 2:17 pm
(This post was last modified: September 21, 2015 at 2:19 pm by Cyberman.)
(September 20, 2015 at 9:31 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:(September 20, 2015 at 8:46 pm)MTL Wrote: Oh god. Please tell me that isn't a joke. Please. Middle English used the word "yard" as a euphemism for penis, as in this ribald exchange from Love's Labour's Lost: Quote:Princess of France: Speak, brave Hector: we are much delighted.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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September 21, 2015 at 3:42 pm
(September 20, 2015 at 9:37 am)Randy Carson Wrote: Doesn't sound confident so much as very contented to be hoeing (not my favorite thing really). Frankly, even if I believed I was going to heaven, actually especially if I thought I was, I'd stop doing long term chores. Why hoe weeds for crops you won't be there to see? Make dinner. Spend time with friends. Have sex. Paint. Hoeing? Cleaning the gutters? Why?
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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September 21, 2015 at 3:47 pm
Don't you have to dead BEFORE the fuckers make you a saint?
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September 21, 2015 at 3:49 pm
LOL! Honestly, the only place I ever heard about a rapture on this upcoming 24th of september, is on this site lol. Obviously I don't believe in a rapture, but if I did, I'd spend my last 24 hours in prayer.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
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