I had a woman sneeze in my face the other day. I was not so much annoyed as I was thirsting for her blood and the blood of 16 generations of her descendants. All of the fury and anger expressed thus far by the human race in its entire history was naught in comparison to the coruscating neutron star of pure white-hot rage that burned within my heart. For a moment my anger was tangible - the air became thick with the syrupy presence of my maelstrom of murderous desire.
I gave her my best annoyed Brit look, and carried on walking.
I gave her my best annoyed Brit look, and carried on walking.
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