Curse word replacement

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

I don't care if he hears those words, but I do care that his life will be made difficult by others for repeating words he is too young to understand. He will not get in trouble for saying fneurgin

Just so. Not to mention MY life may be made unpleasant by one of the child's anal retentive parents.

Me? I don't give a flying flunggle either way,although I HAVE been known to say "Flunngle my dunggle!" when REALLY miffed.

If a child asks what that means, I explain it's what I say instead of 'fuck me!" when to do may result in unpleasant consequences. EG the embarrassed silence if one says 'cunt' in Canada.

I learned the common expletives when I was 5,at the convent school I attended. I can still remember the first dirty joke I ever heard. It featured a young lady with the unlikely name of "Fuckerarder".I also remember mum didn't think it was at all funny.