RE: Theists and Atheists: the "is there a God Devil's advocate thread
October 4, 2015 at 1:25 pm
(This post was last modified: October 4, 2015 at 1:28 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
FOOLS.
Christianity is clearly true but first let's start with arguments for why any God at all, a deist argument for dummies.
There must be a God because there must be a beginning and a primer mover..... you have to be really hella smart to be a prime mover, it takes a lot of effort and wit. How the fuck could a bunch of fucking atoms do that shit? It must be a powerful superintelligence lets just call him God cos that's what the book says so... so yeah that's why Christianity.
In the Bible - who would read another holy book? Bible is most popular worldwide, Jesus was a nice guy, he died for you you know? - God created a snake which is a symbol for the devil.... it was Satan in diguise. This is why atheists think animal rights are worth fighting for because they think that we are not superior to them. A lot of stupid sinning atheists love all animals and call themselves 'naturalists' (really they just like getting naked in public) - this includes snakes. They love snakes. They love Satan. He dressed up as snake, not on haloween, in the Bible - no really it is in there go read it, Genesis, it's in there, it happened - so who would reject God and brefriend Satan and serpents? It is clear. God exists and Jesus loves you. Unless you're an atheist snake.
Christianity is clearly true but first let's start with arguments for why any God at all, a deist argument for dummies.
There must be a God because there must be a beginning and a primer mover..... you have to be really hella smart to be a prime mover, it takes a lot of effort and wit. How the fuck could a bunch of fucking atoms do that shit? It must be a powerful superintelligence lets just call him God cos that's what the book says so... so yeah that's why Christianity.
In the Bible - who would read another holy book? Bible is most popular worldwide, Jesus was a nice guy, he died for you you know? - God created a snake which is a symbol for the devil.... it was Satan in diguise. This is why atheists think animal rights are worth fighting for because they think that we are not superior to them. A lot of stupid sinning atheists love all animals and call themselves 'naturalists' (really they just like getting naked in public) - this includes snakes. They love snakes. They love Satan. He dressed up as snake, not on haloween, in the Bible - no really it is in there go read it, Genesis, it's in there, it happened - so who would reject God and brefriend Satan and serpents? It is clear. God exists and Jesus loves you. Unless you're an atheist snake.
