I escaped absolute truth.
I tunnelled under the walls, hiding the dirt frim the tunnel in my trouers. (started looking bloody fat, too, until I worked out I could hide the dirt in the courtyard).
Then I dressed as an absolute guard in a uniform I stitched together from blankets, sacks, and uniforms I stole ftom the guards.
I hitched my way to a town where, with forged papers made if chewing gum rappers and red cross packages and slipped unnoticed aboard a train.
Then I stole a motorbike and escaped over the Swiss border.
Those who escaped with me were all recaptured and brainwashed into thinking there was really an absolute truth.
I tunnelled under the walls, hiding the dirt frim the tunnel in my trouers. (started looking bloody fat, too, until I worked out I could hide the dirt in the courtyard).
Then I dressed as an absolute guard in a uniform I stitched together from blankets, sacks, and uniforms I stole ftom the guards.
I hitched my way to a town where, with forged papers made if chewing gum rappers and red cross packages and slipped unnoticed aboard a train.
Then I stole a motorbike and escaped over the Swiss border.
Those who escaped with me were all recaptured and brainwashed into thinking there was really an absolute truth.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"