(October 10, 2015 at 6:09 am)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote:(October 10, 2015 at 5:04 am)Evie Wrote: I love a joke my brother made in response to "Jesus saves."
He said "Oh I usually just use Ctrl + S".
My favorite has always been:
JESUS SAVES!
(Everyone else takes 2d6 damage.)
Jesus saves...
Rooney scores on the rebound.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'