No worries, Danny boy is wrong. There are only two ways into the glorious valhalla FSM has created for all.
1: Accept in your heart the way of the noodle
2: Be an Atheist, He likes you lot, you question things even if the thing you question is him
RAmen
1: Accept in your heart the way of the noodle
2: Be an Atheist, He likes you lot, you question things even if the thing you question is him
RAmen
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.
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