SURVIVOR

[Clueless Morgan]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!  VARNER?!?!?  I'm so bummed.  He was great TV.

Abi seemed on a total power trip this episode.  She chewed Tasha out for doing what you're supposed to do in Survivor (talk to people), and then gave Woo that "you're welcome" at tribal like it was entirely up to Abi that Woo wasn't voted out...  She's great TV, too, but in an entirely different way than Varner.

Wow, I didn't see that coming. I thought for sure it would be Woo going home, solely based on the fact that Jeff has gotten so much air time on the edits. I guess it's just one of those things where he got a lot of air time because he's good TV, not necessarily because he becomes an important person later on in the game.

Winner-edit fake-out!  Wuhdya think, played too hard too fast?  Or was a victim of his injury?  Or the tribe swap?  All of the above and more?

Did anyone else notice Joe doesn't have arm pit hairs?? As if I needed another reason to be gaga for Joe lol. I hate arm pit hair. My husband started shaving his off after I convinced him to try it once, and he realized he liked it. Score!!

And you're calling ME weird?   Guuuurl...

I like Andrew because he just seems like a really great, genuine man.

I get the same vibe from Savage that Shirin got from Vytas: Smarmy.  Also, full of himself.  "Did I mention when I met my wife I had a stack of Playboys on my desk?"  "Did I mention that my wife is a totally hot model?"  "Did I mention I played college football?"   I'm sure IRL he's a nice guy, but on the show he's rubbing me the wrong way in a big way.

And I'm enjoying Terry because he's so good in challenges.

Has he been good in challenges?  He did well in last night's challenge - well, one of them, the other can't really be entirely his fault because: Kass - but I can't recall his performance in any other episode this season.  I think Joe gets this accolade more than Terry - at least they seem to be showing Joe outperforming Terry.

I enjoyed the Anti-Chaos Kass in this episode and how they totally made it look like she was making an idol.  I do admit, though, while she was making it I was kind of wondering whether she was making a bracelet idol, like why she didn't cut off more beads to make a necklace? And then why she was making the idol on the beach right in front of everyone...  Silly me, it was a birfday present!  How did I not realize that!??!?


And regarding this:

Dude, you've been my forum bestie for weeks now.  Haven't you known that??

Just remember:

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