psychologist: Um a Mr.Yaweh is it?
Yaweh: Dammit man call me god or i will smite you!
psychologist: You haven't been on your meds have you?
Yaweh: Y-yeah.. but's that's beside the point...
psychologist: You are a being with almost infinite power and with that you show no responsibility off the medication
Yaweh: WHAT?! I'll show you responsibility
psychologist: what reponsiblity the fact you cursed humanity for a thought crime
Yaweh: I didn't want them to think ugh fine i'll give them my son he dies everything will be fine
psychologist: You... do that....*sighs fustrated*
*later that session*
psychologist: so you are telling me *smoking a cigarette* you flooded the earth
Yaweh: yeah i sure did *smoking a cigarette*
psychologist: you sir are one fucked up individual *laughs*
Yaweh: I know right and humans are that stupid to think i am the good guy who they really should be following is the devil
pyschologist: *looks at Yaweh* so this is some type of game to you to begin with
Yaweh: what do you think i created you as well you should have thought about that
psychologist: well fuck you
Yaweh: Dammit man call me god or i will smite you!
psychologist: You haven't been on your meds have you?
Yaweh: Y-yeah.. but's that's beside the point...
psychologist: You are a being with almost infinite power and with that you show no responsibility off the medication
Yaweh: WHAT?! I'll show you responsibility
psychologist: what reponsiblity the fact you cursed humanity for a thought crime
Yaweh: I didn't want them to think ugh fine i'll give them my son he dies everything will be fine
psychologist: You... do that....*sighs fustrated*
*later that session*
psychologist: so you are telling me *smoking a cigarette* you flooded the earth
Yaweh: yeah i sure did *smoking a cigarette*
psychologist: you sir are one fucked up individual *laughs*
Yaweh: I know right and humans are that stupid to think i am the good guy who they really should be following is the devil
pyschologist: *looks at Yaweh* so this is some type of game to you to begin with
Yaweh: what do you think i created you as well you should have thought about that
psychologist: well fuck you
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