Just for fun, share some of your stories about funny or fucked up things you did as a kid!
I'll start, when I was in 3rd grade I was so fed up with school that day I just wanted to go home but there had been a bunch of kids faking sick recently so I knew the standard "my tummy hurts" wouldn't work. Instead, I shoved a fork into the roof of my mouth as hard as I could. Naturally, it immediately started gushing blood and my mom had to come get me to take me to the doctor who couldn't figure out how I had 'accidentally' caused that much damage. Never did let on it was on purpose
Got me out of school for 2 days.
I'll start, when I was in 3rd grade I was so fed up with school that day I just wanted to go home but there had been a bunch of kids faking sick recently so I knew the standard "my tummy hurts" wouldn't work. Instead, I shoved a fork into the roof of my mouth as hard as I could. Naturally, it immediately started gushing blood and my mom had to come get me to take me to the doctor who couldn't figure out how I had 'accidentally' caused that much damage. Never did let on it was on purpose

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