Fucked up things you did as a kid!

[MentalGiant]

I used to somersault and land flat on my back in the playground (which was like tarmac). It never seemed to hurt me.

This eventually evolved into doing wrestling moves on myself such as choke slams and snapmares.

I've been told I used to urinate out of my window into the neighbour's garden! And also that I was so ridiculously likely to wander off that I had to put on child reigns.

Lol @ pissing in the neighbors garden. Did you not like the neighbor? 

I went to get a ball that rolled literally a couple feet over the property line into the neighbors yard once and she came running over with a broom and chased me through my yard to the door and started screaming at my mom. I had never set foot in her yard until then, but after that I made sure to sneak in her yard and fuck stuff up on a fairly regular basis. Bitch. 

I also had a leash as a young child  My parents were afraid of kidnappers and rapists when we were in large crowds