(October 29, 2015 at 5:02 pm)MentalGiant Wrote:(October 29, 2015 at 4:54 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: I cringe to remember it, but when I was 13 a bunch of us had an unsupervised New Year's party in which we (all of us about 90 lbs. dripping wet) got drunk and decided we should go egg people's houses.
Problem: We didn't have eggs.
Solution: We found two cases of grapefruit in the host's basement and decided they would be a good substitute.
I'll leave it to you to imagine the sound of Hell descending on those poor people in that trailer park.
I can imagine that being hilarious! Your lucky you didn't get shot at for pulling a stunt like that.
No kidding. We made our escape, drunk ninja-wannabe style, over a plowed field, the only sounds being our hysterical laughter and the rapidly approaching police siren.
They never did crack the Case of the New Year's Grapefruit Storm.
