At age 12, I accepted a dare from one of my brothers to ride my bicycle down Slemish Mountain. I made the first couple of hundred feet just fine, then the bike went one way and I went the other. I can still recall laying on the stones and watching my bicycle proceed down the mountain in a series of pretty fucking impressive bounces.
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax