Fucked up things you did as a kid!

[abaris]

Oh, yes, and there was one guy, always bringing a machete to school. They were a team of two, he had his own personal Igor, which is kind of important for the story, since this other boy had to assist in what machete guy did at least once every school day. The furniture was made of plywood and when the opportunity presented itself, machete guy made short work of it, turning it into firewood. Igor was tasked with holding tables and chairs at the right angle to present their weaknesses for the first strike. Once the structure was weakened, the rest was the work of a minute.

And before you ask, these stories are true. And yes, it was nice and tidy suburbia and not some slum where it happened.

That was the place.