Random statements

[Marsellus Wallace]

Here are my random statements....


"An Eye for an eye" would make people more careful around my eye, because they know what's gonna happen next if they're not careful. FUCK YOU, GHANDI.

If one day i became a criminal, i'll arrest cops, that sounds more like a fair game.

football fans are tennis fans but on steriods, who also forgot the limits of a proper enthusiathim and team support. WHY ARE YOU SO MUCH YELLING ?

I always root for the bad guy in movies everytime. It's just so unfair after all the hard work they did, they end up losing to the good guy.

i'm not out numbered, my team is made of invisible ninjas.

If god is with you everytime someone says "god be with you", then all the natural disasters will make sense to me.

God bless America, before any starving motherfucker in Africa.

I still read "The ant and the pigeon" the children edition, the same book I had when I was young, Neither people changed nor life got more complicated to read the adult version.

Money isn't everything ? correct, it's just 99% of the things.

If one day i became a drug dealer, i'll make very good discounts.