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100 Greatest Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian Chat Rooms
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RE: 100 Greatest Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian Chat Rooms
(December 15, 2010 at 11:28 pm)Shell B Wrote: On the other hand, smart people who are fundies are three times as scary. Not that the latter exists. It is just a terrifying thought.

I have met some smart fundies, apart from being quite fanatical and having quite repulsive views, they aren't bad people.


Anyway more of the fundies say the darnest things.

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No, God's Penis is not a biological organ. I never said God's Penis was the same as man's penis. Obviously it wouldn't be. That is why I pointed out God has a Holy, Righteous Penis. That is to say, it's not the same as man's corrupted, fleshy one.

As I said when this subject first came up, once again: Penises are not just for sex & peeing. It is only because man is evil that he thinks of penises exclusively in those terms.

Man is made in the image of God the Father. That is the primary reason why man has a penis.

You cannot insert your evil prejudicial ideas of man's penis onto God - which is exactly what you are doing. God's Penis is not equal to man's penis. It's really not hard to understand.
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RE: 100 Greatest Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian Chat Rooms - by Justtristo - December 16, 2010 at 1:04 am

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