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RE: 100 Greatest Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian Chat Rooms
December 18, 2010 at 4:37 am (This post was last modified: December 18, 2010 at 5:17 am by Violet.)
(December 15, 2010 at 11:20 pm)Shell B Wrote: This isn't from a Christian chat room. It's from a writer's forum, but it made me laugh.
This is a question posed by an atheist.
Quote:If god is all powerful, why didn't he just bring everything into existence all at once?
This idiot's answer.
Quote:Because…God has personality.
Actually, that makes a fair bit of sense. I definitely prefer that answer to some of the other's i've heard
Article Wrote:I was recently criticized for making a statement about my daughter not being able to play a war game on the Wii because she was a girl.
There are no war games on the Wii. There are some war themed atrocities of programming, but no war games.
Same Article Wrote:Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan to mock Jesus by giving EVILolition credibility. Further more they are naturally lust crazed for human women. Since they are not natural creatures they should be exterminated forthwith as the tools of evil they are.
You know, it is rude to spy on a girl while she is practicing her seduction capabilities on non-human apes >_< I hope for your sake you didn't have any media of it, because any that i find when i come calling will be force fed to you. After I copy it all of course... that silverback was talented ^_^
Article Wrote:The only solution we have to stop gays from recruiting other people is to cut off the source.
^That's a workable method to cut the problem off at the source (the brain)
Article Wrote:A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire….Should’ve stayed in the house where it’s safe.
The male escort is sometimes the rapist. Wearing a snowsuit doesn't make you rape immune (just less tantalizing). The walls are not a sanctuary... they are a noose. Safety is very hard to come by indeed, and costs a great deal to purchase.
Article Wrote:If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do
Fascinating... I'm married to 5 different men and soon to be married to a woman, and I'm not even 18 yet ^_^
Article Wrote:I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don’t think he’s ready to date yet. What’s worse is that he’s sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!
Lady... I wouldn't be so sure about the girlfriend thing...
