I heard ancient Egyptians built the pyramids, using alien technology, in order to sharpen razors. Have you noticed how cleanly shaven ancient Egyptians appear in their art? All those hairless torsos. All those fancy trimmed goaties. And not a cut - or a small piece of blood soaked toilet paper stuck to it - anywhere in sight. Coincidence? I think not...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw