The Special "Carson is a Fucking Lunatic" Thread

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No, fuck you Drake.  I have to live in this fucking country.  

Hes going to store grain in your white house and theres absolutely nothing you can do about it except hope I'm able to get some decent toffee popcorn to maximize my viewing pleasure. One sec, heres an inspirational quote to make you all feel better;

"[W]hen you look at the way that the pyramids are made, with many chambers that are hermetically sealed, they'd have to be that way for various reasons. And various of scientists have said, 'Well, you know there were alien beings that came down and they have special knowledge and that's how--' you know, it doesn't require an alien being when God is with you."

Ben Carson, the next president of the United States of America.