Let's just be honest - people don't like evolution because they don't want to imagine themselves rising out of the slime to eventually become hairy ape-like creatures who then shed their fur and began wearing Brooks Brothers and carrying Coach purses instead. I do seem to recall one fundamentalist saying "who wants to imagine they came from a newt?"
To which I say "I happen to like newts. They eat bugs. I'd be more worried if I descended from Newt Gingrich."
To which I say "I happen to like newts. They eat bugs. I'd be more worried if I descended from Newt Gingrich."
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