Funny you mention that, I have twice was many witnesses for the ascension of pasta, In which FSM came down and delivered onto the world his list of 10 things he'd rather you not do.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.