I'm also dreaming of trying the old "don't mind me stroking your thigh; I'm just shifting gears" ploy on lady passengers.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'