The Curious Case of Missing Me

[Dotard]

It's hard to be alone. It's terrifying,

Bullshit. I would say it is easier to be alone and no where near 'terrifying'. Well, maybe for emotionally weak people, but definately not everybody.

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It's not like you men don't screw us up in the head either, sugar.

That horse is already dead. Coming along and shooting it isn't gonna make it any deader.

That well is already dry. Looking to see if there is any water in there was not the cause of it drying up.

That chick is already fat. Me offering her a piece of candy was not the cause of her obesity.

(I bet I could do these all day!)

That bowl is already full of water. Setting it out in the rain ain't gonna make it any fuller.