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sexual themes in Protestant hymns
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RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns
(November 19, 2015 at 11:15 am)Rhythm Wrote: If we could get some talent we'd have ourselves a hit christian label on these boards.  The bar is low and the musical theory has been established.  We'd be the Post Modern Jukebox of devotionals.  I'm tempted to do some of these conversions in bluegrass, for the enjoyment of the boards.  Anybody play the banjo?  I've got the rhythm if you've got the melody.

I have a good keyboard, and I know robvalue plays too.  Thump clearly has guitar chops.  We need a percussionist, and a pure-looking (whatever that means but with sex appeal!) good singer.  Absolute requirement: some backwards and subliminal messages hidden in the mix.    Demon   Become the newest "hot" Xtian band for a few years, then tell everyone we met on AF.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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sexual themes in Protestant hymns - by drfuzzy - November 18, 2015 at 4:05 pm
RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns - by TheRealJoeFish - November 18, 2015 at 4:14 pm
RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns - by The Grand Nudger - November 18, 2015 at 4:30 pm
RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns - by bennyboy - November 19, 2015 at 1:31 am
RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns - by Cecelia - November 19, 2015 at 7:57 pm
RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns - by Longhorn - November 18, 2015 at 4:31 pm
RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns - by brewer - November 18, 2015 at 6:10 pm
RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns - by Godschild - November 19, 2015 at 12:52 am
RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns - by Athene - November 19, 2015 at 1:44 am
RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns - by drfuzzy - November 19, 2015 at 10:11 am
RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns - by vorlon13 - November 19, 2015 at 1:22 am
RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns - by Drich - November 19, 2015 at 10:44 am
RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns - by Homeless Nutter - November 19, 2015 at 10:45 am
RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns - by Athene - November 19, 2015 at 11:12 am
RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns - by The Grand Nudger - November 19, 2015 at 11:15 am
RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns - by drfuzzy - November 19, 2015 at 8:33 pm
RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns - by drfuzzy - November 19, 2015 at 11:16 am
RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns - by Athene - November 19, 2015 at 11:28 am
RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns - by ignoramus - November 20, 2015 at 7:30 am
RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns - by vorlon13 - November 19, 2015 at 8:23 pm
RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns - by Homeless Nutter - November 20, 2015 at 6:23 am
RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns - by jcvamp - November 30, 2015 at 2:58 pm
RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns - by drfuzzy - November 30, 2015 at 3:51 pm

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