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My turkey is bigger than yours.......
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RE: My turkey is bigger than yours.......
Sorry Brian, my first thought on reading your thread title was picturing my Doc Johnson model 34 butt plug, with realistic veining and retractable/pose-able foreskin, with extended run time Li-ion power pack and EnergyStar certified wall charger, inserted up to the gunwhales in your, er, turkey.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone !!!


May Anusius bless all your BMs tomorrow !!!
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My turkey is bigger than yours....... - by Brian37 - November 26, 2015 at 8:58 am
RE: My turkey is bigger than yours....... - by brewer - November 26, 2015 at 11:07 am
RE: My turkey is bigger than yours....... - by Brian37 - November 26, 2015 at 12:58 pm
RE: My turkey is bigger than yours....... - by brewer - November 26, 2015 at 1:22 pm
RE: My turkey is bigger than yours....... - by vorlon13 - November 26, 2015 at 11:12 am
RE: My turkey is bigger than yours....... - by Joods - November 26, 2015 at 11:28 am
My turkey is bigger than yours....... - by KUSA - November 26, 2015 at 2:00 pm
RE: My turkey is bigger than yours....... - by brewer - November 26, 2015 at 2:04 pm
RE: My turkey is bigger than yours....... - by brewer - November 26, 2015 at 5:01 pm
RE: My turkey is bigger than yours....... - by SteelCurtain - November 26, 2015 at 7:53 pm
RE: My turkey is bigger than yours....... - by Brian37 - November 26, 2015 at 8:03 pm
RE: My turkey is bigger than yours....... - by Joods - November 26, 2015 at 7:55 pm
RE: My turkey is bigger than yours....... - by Thumpalumpacus - November 26, 2015 at 8:07 pm

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