Sorry Brian, my first thought on reading your thread title was picturing my Doc Johnson model 34 butt plug, with realistic veining and retractable/pose-able foreskin, with extended run time Li-ion power pack and EnergyStar certified wall charger, inserted up to the gunwhales in your, er, turkey.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone !!!
May Anusius bless all your BMs tomorrow !!!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone !!!
May Anusius bless all your BMs tomorrow !!!
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.