Hall of wit and epicness.

[Jackalope]

But you hopefully are interested in whether *there is a terrorist*?

Brilliant!! Attend:

1. The causal agents of all terroristic acts are terrorists.

2. Inversion of #1 (above) tells us that terrorists are contingent upon terrorism.

3. Regress tells us, however, that there must be a non-contingent terrorist, The 'First' Terrorist, from which all other terrorists originate.

4. We call this uncaused terrorist 'God'.

Boru