so christians get this

[dyresand]

Oh, dyresand, I get that, really I do. I must admit to some gleeful enjoyment when finding things like obvious contradictions in that collection of rancid tripe (aka the bible) that I was forced to memorize as a child.  It's just that there is a huge difference between reading the babble believing that it is sacred and special, and analyzing just another piece of literature. And then, when a Bible-worshiper comes 'round to preach, start "bible studies", as if we'll roll over and convert when his brilliantly <hack-cough> illogical, illiterate, ungrammatical, misspelled take on that trash seeps into our brains - it's just enough to make a person puke.
       It's almost too bad we don't go over to the xtian forums and post threads about wholly babble idiocy - doing the same thing to them that drippy-doodle and his ilk do to us. But it would be a waste of time. They worship that damn book. Who cares what it actually says, they'll make up something so they can keep worshiping it.

do you have examples of said contradictions?

just go here..  http://bfy.tw/37Re because no one is going to bother listing out every contradiction there is.