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If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?

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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?

December 6, 2015 at 1:05 pm

(December 5, 2015 at 4:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I would like to be The All-Being, Master Of Time, Space, And Dimension.

Failing that, I'd LOVE to write instruction manuals for home-assembled furniture. It must be tons o' fun to write lines like '...attach whippet grommet to underside of support B...' all the while knowing that there's no such thing as a whippet grommet.

Boru

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If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Joods - December 5, 2015 at 2:22 am

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 5, 2015 at 4:29 am

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by IATIA - December 6, 2015 at 1:05 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Bob Kelso - December 5, 2015 at 4:32 am

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Excited Penguin - December 5, 2015 at 5:25 am

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Ravenshire - December 5, 2015 at 6:00 am

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Longhorn - December 5, 2015 at 6:01 am

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by brewer - December 5, 2015 at 8:22 am

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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Neo-Scholastic - December 6, 2015 at 12:20 am

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Edwardo Piet - December 6, 2015 at 7:56 am

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Excited Penguin - December 6, 2015 at 10:01 am

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Anomalocaris - December 5, 2015 at 9:32 am

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Mermaid - December 5, 2015 at 9:33 am

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Reforged - December 5, 2015 at 10:34 am

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by AFTT47 - December 5, 2015 at 11:22 am

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Anomalocaris - December 5, 2015 at 11:25 am

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Chad32 - December 5, 2015 at 11:34 am

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Joods - December 5, 2015 at 1:52 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by vorlon13 - December 5, 2015 at 11:36 am

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by rexbeccarox - December 5, 2015 at 1:20 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Ravenshire - December 5, 2015 at 9:21 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by drfuzzy - December 5, 2015 at 1:43 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Chad32 - December 5, 2015 at 2:19 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by vorlon13 - December 5, 2015 at 2:23 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Joods - December 5, 2015 at 3:13 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Excited Penguin - December 5, 2015 at 2:30 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Kitty Galore - December 5, 2015 at 9:29 pm

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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by abaris - December 5, 2015 at 9:39 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Minimalist - December 5, 2015 at 11:11 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by vorlon13 - December 5, 2015 at 11:23 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by brewer - December 5, 2015 at 11:23 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by vorlon13 - December 5, 2015 at 11:24 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by downbeatplumb - December 6, 2015 at 7:58 am

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Thumpalumpacus - December 6, 2015 at 12:07 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 6, 2015 at 2:20 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Thumpalumpacus - December 6, 2015 at 2:34 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by vorlon13 - December 6, 2015 at 2:23 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by GoHalos1993 - December 6, 2015 at 2:39 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by c172 - December 6, 2015 at 2:41 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by The Valkyrie - December 6, 2015 at 2:43 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by rexbeccarox - December 6, 2015 at 2:44 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by The Valkyrie - December 6, 2015 at 2:48 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by rexbeccarox - December 6, 2015 at 3:00 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by The Valkyrie - December 6, 2015 at 3:01 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by rexbeccarox - December 6, 2015 at 3:06 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by The Valkyrie - December 6, 2015 at 2:48 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by rexbeccarox - December 6, 2015 at 3:01 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by The Valkyrie - December 6, 2015 at 3:10 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Edwardo Piet - December 7, 2015 at 12:17 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by vorlon13 - December 7, 2015 at 12:45 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by Edwardo Piet - December 7, 2015 at 12:51 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by John V - December 7, 2015 at 1:48 pm

RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? - by vorlon13 - December 7, 2015 at 2:27 pm

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