Penned for Punch magazine by the genius mind of the late Alan Coren and brought to life by satirist John Bird, the well-known humanitarian Idi Amin outlines his plans for world supremacy:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
